Robin of Locksley, known as the most skilled archer of the land, has just returned to England after fighting in the Holy Crusades, where King Richard the Lionhearted is also fighting. Robin finds that much of what he knew of England has gone to ruin, including his longtime family home having been taken away, all at the hands of the evil Prince John, Richard's brother who has assumed the throne in Richard's absence. Neurotic John is basically being controlled by the equally evil Sheriff of Rottingham, everything they doing to fatten their own coffers at the expense of the commoners and peasants. As such, Robin recruits a band of merry men to help him battle Prince John and the Sheriff, they who include: Blinkin, his blind longtime servant; Ahchoo, the misguided son of Asneeze, the man who helped him escape from prison while fighting in the Crusades; Little John, who seems to think that being called Little is only coincidental to the fact of he being a hulking man; and Little John's friend, Will Scarlet O'Hara, a master with daggers. In going to the palace, Robin falls in love at first sight with Marian of Bagelle, a maid of the court. Marian is looking for the man who has the figurative and literal key to unlock her heart (and more private parts). The Sheriff has his own eyes on Marian, he who in turn is the object of desire of Latrine, a powerful hag of a sorceress of the court. Robin and the Sheriff in particular have a fight to the death mentality to achieve their end goals, which for both are protection of the throne for their trusted royal, and the heart and cherry of Maid Marian.
Robin Hood: Men in Tights movie clips: BUY THE MOVIE: FandangoNOW - https://www.fandangonow.com/details/movie/robin-hood-men-in-tights-19. Robin Hood, or Robin of Loxley (Cary Elwes), is captured during the Crusades and is imprisoned at Khalil Prison in Jerusalem. With the help of fellow inmate Asneeze (Isaac Hayes), who was arrested for jaywalking, he escapes and frees the other inmates. Jan 17, 2016 Robin Hood Men in Tights Script Resources: Robin Hood Men in Tights Script PDF at Script Fly ($) Robin Hood Men in Tights Transcript at Script-O-Rama; Note: Multiple links are listed since (a) different versions exist and (b) many scripts posted become unavailable over time. Please notify me if you encounter a stale link. Other Links: Robin. Robin Hood is a 1973 American animated adventure comedy film produced by Walt Disney Productions and released by Buena Vista Distribution.Produced and directed by Wolfgang Reitherman, it is the 21st Disney animated feature film.The story follows the adventures of Robin Hood, Little John, and the inhabitants of Nottingham as they fight against the excessive taxation of Prince John, and Robin.
Help! Me house is on fire!Me house is on fire!
Call the fire brigade!
Don't worry. Come along.Hurry up. Hurry up.
Well done, lads!
Fill 'em up!
Pass the buckets!
There must be another wayof doing the credits.
That's right!
Every time they make a Robin Hoodmovie, they burn our village down.
Leave us alone, Mel Brooks!
Yeah.
♪♪ Yeah.
- Yo, yo, yo!- Check it out.
♪ Prince John and the sheriffThey was runnin' the show ♪
♪ Raisin' the taxes 'causethey needed the dough ♪
♪ A reign of terror took over the land ♪
♪ They were shakin' down thepeople just to beat the band ♪
♪ I said hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪
♪ I said hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪
♪ I said ♪ ♪ Hey, nonny,nonny and a ho-ho-ho ♪
♪ The people were unhappyMorale was low ♪
♪ They had no place to turnto There was nowhere to go ♪
♪ They needed a hero butno one could be found ♪
♪ 'Cause Robin Hood wasout of town I said hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪
♪ I said hey ♪ ♪ Hey ♪
♪ I said ♪ ♪ Hey, nonny,nonny and a ho-ho-ho ♪
♪ He was put into theslammer by his Arab foe ♪
♪ And in a little while hewould be no more I said hey ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ I said hey ♪
♪ Hey ♪ ♪ I said ♪
♪ Hey, nonny, nonny Hey, nonny, nonny ♪
♪ Hey, nonny, nonny anda whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
♪ Check it out ♪♪
Ow! Ow!
Ah, hello, hello!
Welcome, welcome to le dungeon!
Hello, I'm Falafel, maître d' dungeon.
Please allow me to showyou to your cell. Come.
Duck.
I always forget about that.
I'm so sorry, but we cannot seatyou without the proper attire.
See?
Irving.
Help me.
Ah! That's much better.
And now I leave you in thecapable hands of Muktar.
He's our head guard.
Please, it's better youcooperate with him.
He's a tough guy.
And if there’s anything you require,please don't hesitate to scream.
Coming!
We're so busy!
Follow me!
Please sit.
Robin of Loxley, where is your king?
King? King?
And which king might that be?
King Richard, King Louis, King Kong?
Larry King?
Impertinent English dog! You shall talk.
I don't think so.
Chuchim, please,
the tongue looseners.
Speak, you dog.
Speak! Uh-uh.
Ooh!
What did he say?
You don't wanna know.
You very brave for a not-at-homeboy.
Oh, thank you.
I've been in this place for a while.Perhaps I can be of some service to you.
- Do you have any questions?- What are you in for?
-Jaywalking.- Oh. I see.
It's not gonna be easygetting out of here.
What we need is a great feat of strength.
Feat of strength?
Au contraire!
Now that you are here with me, whatwe have is great strength of feet!
- Don't follow.- Do as I do.
Put your feet on the bar, both feet.
Now, on the count of kick--
Kick! Ha-ha!
- What was that noise?- Uh, noise? Noise?
Uh— Uh, uh, uh, uh-
The noise you heard was thebreaking of this poor man's heart.
Yes, that's it! Ohh!
- What?- He's decided to save his life by betraying his king.
- Tsk, tsk, tsk.- Oh, yes, that's it.
Oh, damn my eyes.
So go. Go tell your superiorsbefore he changes his mind.
Oh, by the love of Allah,this is a wonderful thing!
Go.
It will mean a big promotion for me.
Go!
Good news is always rewarded!
Please go.
On the other hand-
bad news is severely punished.
Aah!
Now is our chance.
Quick, follow me!
You get that chain, I'll get this one.Righto!
We're free!
We're free! We're going home!
Move out of the way!
Come on. Take my hand.
All right, on the count of three!
One, two, three!
I just told them the good news, and-
and-
and I'm in deep shit.
It is a very long journey fromAfrica to England, my friend.
Well.
I owe you a great debtof gratitude, my friend.
I am called Robin of Loxley.
My name is Asneeze, father of Ahchoo.
Bless you. No, no, no, no, no.
Ahchoo is my son. He's inEngland, your country.
He's an exchange student.
I'd like you to look after him.
He's in need of guidance. Heis headstrong and cocksure.
Or is it the other way around?
Say no more. I vow on thesacred word of Loxley,
I give you my undyingpledge, my solemn oath.
on my father's honor, onthe blood of my heart,
on the word of my soul- Good.
on the very center of mybeing, that nothing shall--
You must go now, or youwill miss the tide.
Yes, yes. Well, farewell, my friend.
And not to worry. I'll find Ahchoo.
Good-bye, my friend. Farewell.
Safe journey!
Home! Home!
England! Ahh!
Mmm! Mwah!
Oh, a horse. A horse.My kingdom for a horse.
Get him!
Hold him.
Ahchoo?
Bless you!
Man, I hope someone's gettinga video of this thing.
Damn!
That must be him.
Watch my back!
Your back just got punched twice.
Thank you.
Hey, thanks, man. You're welcome.
Who are you anyway?
I think now is not thetime for introductions.
Time out!
Excuse me, bad guys. Iam running out of air.
Gotta get pumped.
Huh? Huh?
Okay, honkies. Time in!
By the by, do you know praying mantis?
You're looking at him.
Let's get out of here!
Yeah, boy!
Go ahead, punk!
They're witches! They're mad!
They're possessed! They're crazy!
Good work. Thanks, man.
You haven't seen the last of us!
You've seen the last of us.
There she is, Loxley Hall,
home of my family for seven generations.
Let's go!
Move it! Come on. Let's go!
That's it, boys. Let's go. Move it.
That's it! Keep it going!
Keep it going!
Yes, come on, come on. Move it, move it.
Here we go. Stop the castle!Stop the castle!
You there! I demand to knowwhat is going on here!
Read it and weep.
Hey, what up with that?
'Hear ye, hear ye.
'For failure to pay back taxes,
'all the lands, castle and propertiesof the family of Loxley.
'shall be taken in lieu of payment.
Signed, Prince John's royalaccountant, H.M.R. Blockhead'?
This is a sham!
I vow here and now I will restoremy castle to its rightful place.
Yeah, yeah. You vow, we move!
Let's go, boys! Take it out!
So long! Move it!
Keep it going! Come on!
That's a boy!
Blinkin?
Who's that? It's Blinkin.
Our family's loyal, blind servant.
I gotta get the horse, man. Good.
Blinkin! Uh, be right out.
Blinkin!
Master Robin, is that you? Yes!
Back from the Crusades? Yes!
And alive? Yes.
Oh, happy day!
I'm quite sure there was a door there.
Master Robin!
You lost your arms in battle.
How— How terrible!
But you grew some nice boobs.
Blinkin, I'm over here.
Oh. Uh, later.
Blinkin, listen to me.They've taken the castle.
I thought it felt a bit drafty.
Ohh!
This never would have happenedif your father was alive.
He's dead?
Yes.
And my mother? She diedof pneumonia whilst--
Oh, you were away!
My brothers? They were allkilled by the plague.
My dog Pongo?
Run over by a carriage.
My goldfish Goldy?
Eaten by the cat.
My cat? Choked on the goldfish.
Oh, it's good to be home,ain't it, Master Robin?
Oh! Oooh! Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
What is that?
Oh, your father wantedme to give you this.
He said that inside is the key.
to the greatest treasure in all the land.
Ohh. May I keep it?
Um, no, Blinkin. I think I oughtto honor my father's wishes.
Of course.
Come, Blinkin. Let us leavethis depressing foundation.
We have much to do andless time to do it in.
Yes.
Hey. Hey, Robin, wait up.
Oh, well done, Ahchoo.
Yeah, he was running fast,but I caught his ass.
Who's that? Blinkin, I'dlike you to meet Ahchoo.
A Jew? Here?
No, no. Not a Jew. Ahchoo.
Hey, put it there. How do you do?
I've been better.
- What is that?- Help me! Help me!
Aah, save me! Save me!
Looks like a runaway white boy.
All right. Steady on. What's the matter?
They're after me. Who is?
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
Over that boy hand!
Hand over that boy.
Who demands it? Thesheriff of Rottingham.
And what has the boy done?
He was caught poachingin the king's forest.
He 'deered' to kill a king's dare.
Dared to kill a king's deer.
And this is an offense?
One punishable by death.Where have you been?
Fighting with KingRichard in the Crusades.
Unfortunately, my father couldn'tget me into the National Guard.
Whoa-oh!
How dare you talk to me in that fashion?
Who are you? I am Robin of Loxley.
Oh, yes, yes, I've heard of you.
They say you're prettyhandy with a sword.
Let's find out!
I was angry at you before, Loxley,
- but now I'm really pissed off!- Pissed off?
If I was that close to a horse's wiener,
I'd be worried about getting pissed on.
You know, this wasn't a very smartthing for you to have done, Loxley.
I'll pay for this!
You'll pay for this!
Kill them!
Wait, I've. changed my mind.
Wise decision.
So, until we meet again,
have a safe journey.
Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Oh! Ah!
Mind the big rocks!
♪♪
Shut up, you bloody fools!
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Oh, thank you for saving me life, milord.
I shall tell all that I see thatthere is one man in England.
who's not afraid to stand upto Rottingham and his men.
Good. Tell them that.
And tell them also that I vowto put an end to the injustice,
right the wrongs, end the tyranny,
restore the throne, protect the forest,
introduce folk dancing,
demand a four-day work week.
and affordable health carefor Saxons and Normans.
Yes, yes. Good, good.Well, it's getting dark.
I gotta go home alone now.
Right, right. Good-bye.
What an unusual child.
Hmm.
♪ Where is the one ♪
♪ That I love most of all ♪
♪ When will I hear him call ♪
♪ Marian, Marian ♪
♪ He is the one ♪
♪ Who can make my life whole ♪
♪Joyful forevermore ♪
♪ I've waited so patiently ♪
♪ For a true love ♪
♪ When will he come for me ♪
♪ Where is he Where is he, oh ♪
♪ Where is the man ♪
♪ Who carries the key ♪
♪ When will he be ♪
♪ With his Marian ♪
♪ Marian ♪
♪ I cannot wait ♪
♪ Till he sets my heart free ♪
♪ Oh, when will I know him ♪
♪ When will I see him ♪
♪ When will I hear him ♪
♪ Say Marian ♪
♪ My love ♪♪
♪♪ Oh!
Hurry up, mein lady!
You better get out of that tub.
before that thing begins to rust.
All right, Broomhilde.
Hurry, hurry. It's freezing.
Button up. You're going tocatch your death of cold.
Oh, these castles are so drafty.
Toasty warm.
Oh, Broomhilde, look.
A happy little bluebird.
Hello.
Ah. This means I must make a wish.
I hope against hope,
I wish against wish.
that the heavens bring me akind, wonderful, gentle man.
who possesses the key to my.
heart.
Good-bye, my little friend.
Ooh, that happy little bluebird.
has left a happy littledoo-doo on your hand.
Prince John, I must speak with you.
All right, everybody. Later, later.
See you later. Oh!
Sire.
I have news.
What sort of news do you have?
Not bad news, is it? Youknow I can't take bad news.
The day started out so good. Had agood night's sleep. Had a good B.M.
I don't want to hear any bad news.
Now, what type of news is it?
Well, to be perfectly frank, it's bad!
I knew it!
I knew it was bad news!
Wait a minute. I have an idea.
Maybe if you tell me the bad news ina good way, it won't sound so bad.
The bad— The bad news in a good way?
Yes, I can do that. Badnews in a good way.
Um— Well, here goes.
Wait till you hear this. I justbumped into Robin of Loxley.
He's back from the Crusades.
You know, he just beat thecrap out of me and my men.
He— He hates you, and heloves your brother Richard.
And-
he wants to see you hanged!
You-
We're— We're— We're inan awful lot of trouble!
What, are you crazy?
Why are you laughing?This is terrible news!
Well, I-I- You-You told me-
I was just trying to soften the blow.
Well, you blew it.
This is a knotty problem,sire, not easily solved.
Yes, you're right.
What to do?
What to do? What to do?
Got it! Latrine!
The weird creature in the tower,the one who protects my future.
The weird creature in the tower,the one who protects my future.
Oh, yes, Latrine.
Is she ugly!
Latrine? Latrine, where are you?I must talk with you!
- Latrine! Latrine!- No!
Oh, it's you. There's anew threat to my power.
What can you tell meabout Robin of Loxley?
Robin of Loxley? Robin of Loxley.
Let me see.
Raven's egg,
blood of a hen!
Little bit more blood, yes.
Eyeballs of a crocodile.
Testicles of a newt.
I guess he's a transsexual now!
Yeah. Ugh. Yes.
Mmm!
Robin of Loxley is handsome and brave.
He seeks to regain his family's honor.
The little sod could be trouble.
Are you certain? Certain?
You want certain, hire yourself a witch.I'm just your cook.
Here. Eat this.
Hmm, looks fabulous.
Looks like a seder atVincent Price's house.
Such an unusual name, Latrine.How did your family come by it?
We changed it in the ninth century.
You mean, you changed it.
to Latrine?
Yeah. Used to be Shithouse.
It's a good change.
It's a good change.
Now, what about this Robin fellow, huh?
How can I stop him?
Maybe I could devise.
a magic potion,
one that would make him unableto perform the slightest task.
But in return, you must help me.
What, are you kidding? Name it.Anything you want.
Put in a good word for me withthe sheriff of Rottingham.
I've got the hots for him.
Hmm.
I keep a likeness of him in my boudoir.
Oh. Ohh!
Oh! Oh, Rotty!
Rotty, Rotty, Rotty!
I am amazed,
to think that a handsome bladelike the sheriff of Rottingham.
would ever want a creature like you.
Well, if you’re gonna puncture my dreams,
you can forget about mypromise to help you.
No, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait,wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Wait.
Maybe if we got him drunk.
Very drunk.
You got a shot.
Ooh, good!
Whoa.
Dismount.
Wait here. I'll go make sure it's safe.
I say, would you mind, um,awfully, getting out of the way?
I say, not until you pay the toll.
Toll? What toll?
Well, the toll you payfor crossing me bridge.
I'm not paying any toll.
This bridge is on my family's land.
Well, it used to be my family's land.
Hey. Hey, you're— you're Robin of Loxley!
Hey!
Yeah!
And who might you be?
Oh, they call me Little John.
Uh, but don't let my name fool you.
In real life, I'm very big.
I'll take your word for it.Now let me pass.
Uh- No.
Sorry, but a toll is a toll,
and a roll is a roll,
and if we don't get no tolls,then we don't eat no rolls.
I made that up.
It's very fascinating. I'm afraidI'm going to have to hurt you.
Oh, yeah. My pleasure. Will!
Thank you.
Hey, Blinkin.
Did you say, 'Abe Lincoln'?
No, I ain't say Abe Lincoln!I said, 'Hey, Blinkin.'
Hold the reins, man.
Damn.
Hey, Robin, Robin.
Excuse me. No, excuse me.
Hey, look, man. Youdon't have to do this.
Look, this ain't exactly the Mississippi.
I'm on one side, see?I'm on the other side.
I'm on the east bank.I'm on the west bank.
It is not that critical.
Not the point. It's theprinciple of the thing.
Yeah.
Nice knowing you.
Aah!
Ow.
Ow.
Ow!
Uh! Ho!
Help me!
I can't swim!
I'm drowning! Oh, no, I'm drowning!
Help me!
Help me!
Help me! Help me!
Oh, God! Oh, I'm drowning! I'mdrowning, I'm drowning, I'm drowning!
There, there. You're all right now.
Thank you, Robin. You saved me life.
What? Air!
Sorry.
There. I'm in your debit.
Think nothing of it. Hey,are y'all all right?
Huh. Let me introduce you to my friends.
That is Blinkin.
And this is Ahchoo.
Bless ya.
That's my name, man.
Ahchoo.
Here, let me introduce you tomy best friend, Will Scarlet.
Scarlet's my middle name.
My full name is Will Scarlet O'Hara.
We're from Georgia.
He's deadly with his daggers.
Really? How's about a demonstration?
Gladly.
All right then.
Fire an arrow straight at my heart.
- Are you serious?- Absolutely.
Okay. Good-bye.
Hey, what part of Georgia are you from?
South Central?
Well, I haven't quitefigured that part out yet.
I see.
I'm sorry 'bout the toll thing, Robin.
I mean, it's Prince John.
He's taken our homesand everything we own.
We've nothin' left. Notto worry, Little John.
Even as we speak, I'm forming a plan to maketrouble for Prince John and Rottingham.
Tonight, I'll crash theirparty and serve warning.
that there are those who will fightto rid England of their tyranny.
- Good! We'll join you!- Yeah!
No, no, no, no. I can'trisk the lives of others.
One man can get in moreeasily than half a dozen.
Well, I must be off.
Fare thee well. I'll seethee upon my return.
All right, man. Peace, bro.
Take it easy. Thanks.
Man, white men can’t jump.
Ah. Here you are, son.
Your ticket, sir.
Kill him!
No, wait.
You know, a mime. is aterrible thing to waste.
Let him go.
Lovely Bristols.
Good evening, milady.
Milady.
Maid Marian, you know ourgood sheriff of Rottingham.
You look ravishing, my dear.
Please allow me to help you to your seat.
Mmm.
I must say that Prince John has sparedno expense for tonight's party.
We have exotic foodsfrom across the seas.
Coconuts, bananas and dates.
Would you care for a date?Yes, thank you.
How 'bout next Thursday?
Good evening.
That's- That's him!
That's Loxley!
Greetings, Your Highness.
Traif. A present for you and your guests.
That's a wild boar.
No, no, that's a wild pig.That's a wild bore.
Funny!
Very amusing.
So you're Robin of Loxley, huh?
I've heard so much about you.
- And you are?- Maid Marian.
Ah, Maid Marian.
Rumors of your beauty havetraveled far and wide,
yet I see they hardly do you justice. Oh!
Quite a smoothy.
He's definitely a smoothy. Enough!
King illegal forest.
to pig wild kill in it a is!
What? What?
I mean, don't you know it isillegal to kill a wild pig.
in the king's forest?
Is it not also illegal to sit in theking's throne and usurp his power.
in his absence?
Careful, Robin. You go too far.I've only just begun.
I've come to warn you that if you donot stop levying these evil taxes,
I shall lead the good people ofEngland in a revolt against you.
And why should the people listen to you?
Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods,
I can speak with an English accent.
Oh!
To tell you the truth, this guyis starting to get on my nerves!
Worry not, Your Highness.
I shall dispose of thisfeathered upstart.
I challenge you to a duel.
I accept.
Whoa!
That's going to cost you, Loxley.
Please, put it on my bill.
So it's come down to this, has it?A fight to the death.
Mano a mano,
man to man,
just you and me.
and my guards!
Ooh!
Check, please. Table one.
Ha!
Uh. Ooh. Ah.
Hurry, let's get out of here!
Oh.
Uhh.
Refreshment, sir. Ah, thank you, Blinkin.
Sounds like we're winning, sir.
Indeed, we are. Carry on. Right you are.
Save me, save me. Hurt them, hurt them!
Yes, save them, save them. Hurtyou, hurt you. I've got it.
Ohh!
Care for some dessert?
One, two, three!
Fire!
Maid Marian!
Do you believe in. love at first sight?
Depends on what you're looking at.
Well? Yes! Yes! Yes!
Where is she? Ohh!
To be continued.
Mein liebchen, I'm so glad I found you.
Come on. This party's getting rough.
Hyah!
Am I good? I'm good.
Bar the doors! Don't let them get away.Surround the great hall.
Now you're talkin'.
Shut the door.
I hope it's worth the noise!
We've got him. We've got him.
Aha! Right rope.
Oh!
Look at this.
We went from royalty to recycling.
Little John, would you get the door?Yeah, I'll try.
Well, it's been a wonderful party,
and we'd love to stayand all that, but, um,
I'm afraid we really must dash, so ta-ta.
No, no, no.
I sent word throughoutEngland that each village.
should send the very best men they have.
These are them.
Hmm, we're in a lot of trouble.
Good people who have traveledfrom villages near and far,
lend me your ears.
That's disgusting.
Hear me!
Men the likes of Prince John andRottingham must be stopped.
Stopped from taxing us into poverty, fromtaking from us what is rightfully ours.
If we stand up to them,all together as one,
we can win the day!
We shall go on to the end.We shall not flag or fail.
We shall fight on the seas and oceans.
We shall defend our isle,whatever the cost may be.
We shall never surrender.
Then they shall say of us,
'Never have so many.
owed so much to so few.'
That was beautiful. What's going on?
They're asleep.
Hey, man.
Tough room.
Why don't you let me give it a try? Okay.
Look at yourselves!
Go ahead. Take a look around.
- Oh, people of Sherwood, you been had!- - Yeah!
Hoodwinked! Yeah!
Bamboozled! Yeah!
Run amok.
We didn't land on Sherwood Forest.
Sherwood Forest landed on us!
Yeah!
Very good.
They're all warmed up.
Brother Ahchoo is right.And I say we fight back!
Yeah! Yes.
- Are you with me, yea or nay?- Which one means yes?
- Yea.- Yea!
Men, grab your uniforms and equipment.
and prepare for the training sequence.
All right, gentlemen, grab yourfeathered caps, jerkins, bodkins,
boots, swords, quivers.
and panty hose.
Now, men, the object of this exercise.
is to hit the target.
All right?
Oh!
Hmm!
Oh!
Now, men, I want you tokeep your eye on Will.
and do exactly as he does.
Ah-ooh!
Yeah! Very good. Well done, Will.
Right! All right, Will!
That's not so hard. We could do that.Piece of cake.
Good boy. Ready, men?
Charge!
Oh, man.
Hey, Rob, man, maybe we shouldtake the dummies into battle.
Ha!
Hmm.
Sire? I must speak with you.
What are you smelling?
These aren't my bubbles.They're from the pipes.
Your Majesty, I have terrible news. What?
'Strucky' has 'loxed' again.
What? Loxley has struck again.
I'm gonna need privacy,so you guys can blow.
Not blow. Blow!
I'm so depressed.
Your Majesty, come with me, and I will showyou something that will make you very happy.
Fetch the royal robe! Your Majesty?
Stop me if I'm wrong about this, but.
wasn't your mole. on the other side?
I have a mole?
What is it?
It's what we've named a stealth catapult.
We've been working onit secretly for months.
It can hurl one of theseheavy boulders, undetected,
over a hundred yards, completelydestroying anything it hits.
Wow! How does it work? It's quite simple.
You just take one of these heavyrocks, put it here where I'm sitting,
and then pull on that lever.
You mean, like this?
Oh, Dear Lord,
if you see fit to sendme my one true love--
Thank you!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Here! Let mework my magic on you!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
No, no! I've got a headache.I've got a headache.
Where are you going? Oh, bugger!
I was that close.
I touched it.
I don't like the way you're walking.
You've been into thesacramental wine again.
You're farshnoshket!
You drunken mule, you.
Whoa, Morris, whoa.
Halt there, friend.
You’ve just entered the territoryof Robin Hood and his Merry Men.
- Faigelehs?- No!
No, no, no, no. We'restraight, just merry.
Azoy? And who might you be,
with the exceptionallylong feather in your hat?
I am Robin of Loxley. Robin of Loxley?
I've just come from Maid Marian,
the lady whose heart you stole,you prince of thieves, you.
I knew her mother and father beforethey were taken in the plague.
Lord and Lady Bagelle.
You were meant for eachother, you and Maid Marian.
What a combination! Loxley and Bagelle.You can't miss.
And who are you, sir?
I am Rabbi Tuckman,
purveyor of sacramental wine.
and mohel extraordinaire.
- Hello, Rabbi.- Hello, boys.
Mohel. Don't believe I've everheard of that profession.
Mohel? He's a very important guy.He makes circumcisions.
What, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision?
Oh, it's the latest rage. Theladies love it. I want one!
I'll take two. Put me down too.I'm getting one.
I'm game. How's it done? It's a snap.
I take my little machine.
I take your little thing, see?
I put it into this little hole here,
and. nip the tip!
Ow!
- Who's first?- I changed me mind.
I forgot, man. I already got one.Christian.
I gotta work with a much younger crowd.
Rabbi, you seem to beon the side of good.
Will you join us and sharewith us some of your wisdom,
some of your counsel, and, uh, perhaps.some of your wine?
Wisdom and counsel, that's easy.
But this is sacramental wine.It's only used to bless things.
Wait a minute!
There's things here- there'strees, there's rocks,
there's birds, there's squirrels.
Come on! We'll bless them alluntil we get farshnoshket!
Join me!
Let's hear it for the rabbi!
Good evening, Don Giovanni. Yeah.
Buona sera. Buona sera.
Yes. It was, uh, very good of youto come at such short notice.
Well. And all the way from Jersey.
Well, it is quite a drive.
Yes, but you do realize that Prince Johnexpressly commanded this to be a secret meeting?
I mean, who are these men?
These are my trusted associates.
On my right, Dirty Ezio.
On my left, Filthy Luca.
Now. We thank you for inviting us.
on the day of your daughter's wedding.No, no.
I hope her first childis a masculine child.
Shut up. We didn't evenhave our meeting yet.
- Oh, yeah.- Oh, yeah.
All right.
I understand that you have beenbothered by this fruit, Robin Hood.
That you want Robin rubbed out,
eliminated, maybe even killed.
Yes. You put it succinctly.
Suck what? Succinctly.It means perfectly.
Oh, yeah. Well, I knew that.
Excuse me, Don Giovanni.
Your lizard seems limp.
At my age, you know, sometimes-
Oh, oh, my lizard. Oh! No.
Nah, he’s just sleeping. Charlie.
Charlie. Oh, Charlie.
Charlie, I could've been somebody.I could have been a contender.
You know, Charlie's—Charlie's got bad breath.
Oh! He got excited, you know.
Come over here, Ezio.
Uh— Mmm, no.
Now, normally I would be sohappy to be of service to you,
but there is something thatweighs very heavily on my heart.
In the years that we have beenfriends, England and Jersey,
never once have you invited me toyour home for coffee and cake.
or ganool, something, you know.A 'guh-what'?
A ganool. It's a pastry with stuffing.
And it's got sprinkles on it. Mmm.
Excuse me. I don't understanda word you're saying.
I just came back from the dentist,
and they left in the cotton balls.
I will take these cotton ballsfrom you with my hand.
and put them in my pocket.
Yeah. Whatever.
You know, your otherassociate says very little.
Well, my other associate says nothing.Why is that?
Because my enemy cut out his tongue.
Good grief! Why?
Well, 'cause he went like this.
And he didn't like it, sohe cut out his tongue.
Come over here. Go like this.
He can't do it.
I love to tease him!
Tell me, Don Giovanni.Yeah, that's me. What?
What do you intend todo about Robin Hood?
Listen to this. I got an idea.
Tomorrow— Tomorrow you're gonnahave your medieval fun and games.
You'll make the most importantevent the archery contest.
Robin will not be able to resist.Why is that?
We'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
I was just gonna say that.
That's brilliant! Thank you.
But- What?
You do realize that Robin isthe finest archer in the land?
Oh, no. Don't you understand?
Luca is good, better, best.
Show him your archery medals.
Ta-da!
Wowee!
See? I couldn't havesaid it better myself.
Now, Luca beats Robinat the archery contest,
and then Dirty Ezio makes Robin no more.
No more? All right, youwant plain English?
Robin is gonna be dead.
D-E-D. Dead.
You hear him?
Broomhilde? Broomhilde, wake up!
There's a foul plot afoot.
It's not mine feet. I just washed them.No, no, no.
Prince John and the sheriffhave hired men to kill Robin.
We must warn him immediately!
Wait, mein lady! If PrinceJohn should see us-
You're right. We'll go out the back.Right.
Lady!
Broomhilde, I'm going on ahead.
Catch me up. Come on, Lady.
Farfelkugel!
Ooh.
Farfelkugel. If I was you,
I would never do that again.
Any questions?
Good.
Forward!
Blinkin, what are you doing up there?
Guessing. I.
guess no one's coming.
Please come down from there. Twit.
Well, I guess there's aladder around here somewhere.
Oh. Here we are. Right.
Oh, shit.
I can see!
No, I was wrong.
Blimey, these are hard to get on.
Let's face it. You gottabe a man to wear tights.
Will, how are me seams?
Perfect. Every time.
♪ We're men We're men in tights ♪
♪ We roam around the forestlooking for fights ♪
♪ We're men We're men in tights ♪
♪ We rob from the rich and giveto the poor ♪ That's right!
♪ We may look like sissies ♪
♪ But watch what you say or elsewe'll put out your lights ♪
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♪ We roam around the forestlooking for fights ♪
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♪ We rob from the rich and giveto the poor ♪ That's right!
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Marian!
Here. Allow me.
Oh, thank you.
You are so sweet.
Is there anything I can do for you?
Yeah. You can get off me.
Little John!
I panicked.
Darling, what are you doing here?I have come to warn you.
Prince John and Rottingham have hiredmurderers to kill you at the fair tomorrow!
You mustn't go!
That's easy. I won't.
Oh, I'm so happy.
They were going to try to lure youthere by having an archery contest.
An archery contest?
Their archer is unbeatable.
Really? Robin, promise you won't go.
All right. I promise you won't go.Thank you.
- Hey, wait a minute, Robin. You said that—- Cool it.
Chill.
Come, my dear.
The night is young, andyou're so beautiful.
B-flat.
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♪ And you're so beautiful ♪
♪ Here among the shadows ♪
♪ Beautiful lady ♪
♪ Open your heart ♪
♪ The scene is set ♪
♪ The breezes sing of it ♪
♪ Can't you get into the swing of it ♪
♪ Lady ♪
♪ When do we start ♪
- ♪ When the lady is kissable ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪
♪ And the evening is cool ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Any dream is permissible ♪
- ♪ In the heart of a fool ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪
Oh. ♪ The moon is high ♪
♪ And you're so glamorous ♪
♪ And if I seem over-amorous ♪
- ♪ Lady ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪
♪ What can I do ♪
♪ The night is young ♪
♪ And I'm in love ♪
♪ With ♪
♪You ♪♪
Em, uh-
Oh, my dearest. I'm readyfor that kiss now.
But first I must warn you.
It could only be a kiss,
for I am a virgin.
and could never.
go all the way. But--
Unless, of course, I were married.
Or if a man pledged hisendless love to me.
Yes- Or if I knew that hedesperately cared for me,
or if he were really cute.
But, my darling, you're shivering.
Are you cold? What are youwearing underneath that cape?
Practically nothing.
Ohh!
Oh, except that.
I forgot to tell youabout my chastity belt.
It's an Everlast. I'll bet.
Oh, darling. Don't despair.
For it was written on a scroll,
'One day he who is destined for me.
'shall be endowed with the magical key.
that will bring an end to my virginity.'
Oh, Marian!
If only 'twere me. Oh, if it'twere you, 'twould be.
'twerrific.'
Achtung! No ding-dingwithout the wedding ring.
A-bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
Good-bye, my dearest.
- A-bup, bup, bup.- Toodle-oo.
Au revoir, auf Wiedersehen, ciao.
Time out, time out. What is wrong?
I should have never worn these shoes!
They just don't match my purse.
Blinkin, fix your boobs. What?
You look like a bleeding Picasso.
Oh! Goodness gracious.
Peanuts! Peanut power here.
Hey, poor man's lunch there.Hey, you. Shell game here.
♪♪
The royal archery contestis about to begin!
Archers, take your places.
Are we. prepared?
Sire. Hmm?
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
Archers to the line!
Ready.
Aim.
Wait for it.
Fire!
The two archers that hitthe bull's-eye can stay.
The rest of you gentlemen can bugger off.
Granddad won't like this.
There he is.
The old man is Loxley.
Are you sure?
It looks like Mark Twain.
The old man may go first.
Well done, Robin of Loxley.
He's crazy. We gotta stop him.
Sorry, ladies. This isthe royal entrance.
You'll have to go around the other way.
Look what you've done. You idiot!
Now he's even more ofa hero to the people.
Luca Pazzo still has a shot.
But he hit the very centerof the bull's-eye, schmuck!
Wait and watch, sire.
He split Robin's arrow in twain!
Things are looking up, huh?
Nice shot!
Oh, Robin's in trouble. Come on! Hey!
I lost. I lost?
Wait a minute. I'm not supposed to lose.
Let me see the script.
Yo, Robin, time to fly.
Go back to Sherwood Forest!
Oh, good. They've opened the salad bar.
Wait! I get another shot!
He gets another shot!
Does Robin get another shot?
Yes, he does. He does.
Squires and ladies, silence. Listen.Robin has another shot.
Let's give him the chop!
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ Quick. Eliminatehim before he shoots.
♪ Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪♪
How did you do that?
I heard that coming a mile away.
Very good, Blinkin. Well done.Pardon? Who's talking?
'Patriot arrow'?
Yes!
Arrest him!
Move it, move it!
Out of the way!
Loxley is a traitor to the crown!
It'll be so much fun to watch you hang.
Wait.
What for?
If you promise not to kill Robin, Ishall do the most disgusting thing.
that I can think of. Mmm.
And what's that?
I shall marry you. What?
You'll be mine? You'll giveyourself to me every night?
And sometimes right after lunch?
Yes. But only my body.
You can never have myheart, my mind or my soul.
Oh. Oh, yes. I respect that. Mm-hmm.
Marian, my life's not worth it!Just say nay!
Ha! Walk this way.
Send word to one and all and all and one!
- That's a little redundant, isn't it?- What?
Shut up! Tell everybodythat before the day is out,
we shall have a wedding. or a hanging.
Either way we ought tohave a lot of fun, huh?
Man, we are grossly outnumbered.
Yeah, so what can we do?
We gotta get the villagers. The villagers?They're not ready to fight.
Man, we are choiceless.
Blinkin, what's the fastestway to reach the villagers?
Why don't we fox them! Fox 'em.
Fox 'em. Fox 'em.
Now, Mickey, take this message tothe village as fast as you can.
Pay attention. Have you got it?
Good.
Come on, y'all. Let's get out thisladies' clothing and into our tights.
Come on, man. There you go.
Let's see. Are you abouta 16, 16 1/2, huh?
Ooh, ooh.
There. It's a little tight.
Well, that's the idea.
Would you care for a blindfold?
No. How about half a one?
A kiss, sir?
♪♪
Sorry.
Good Morrow, Abbot. Good Morrow.
Welcome, Abbot. Good Morrow.
Hello, Abbot. Good Morrow.
Hey, Abbot! I hate that guy.
♪♪
Ooh, she's beautiful. Goodness!
'Here Comes The Bride']
Present swords!
What's going on?
Just in case you changeyour mind, my dear.
I will conduct the openingprayer in the New Latin.
O Ord-lay,
♪ Amen-ay ♪
♪ Amen-ay ♪♪
We are gathered here today.
to witness the marriage ofMervyn, the sheriff of-
Mervyn? Your name is Mervyn?
Shut up, shut up!
Continue with the service!
Okay, Mervyn.
Do you, Sheriff of Rottingham,
take Maid Marian of Bagelle tobe your lawful wedded wife,
to love and to hold insickness and in health.
till death do you part? Yes!I do! Get on with it!
Do you, Marian, vow to do allthe stuff I just said to him?
Say 'I do,' or Robin dies.
I— I-
I— I--
I do. not!
Oh!
Who's the man? Who's the man? Go!
Arrest them! Seize them! Stop them!
Hurt them! Hurt them!
Look! The villagers are coming!
Oh! I believe this belongs to you, sir.
Well, you know what they say.
No noose is good noose.
Nice shooting, Ahchoo.
Well, to tell you the truth, Iwas aiming for the hangman.
Uh-oh, fellas. We got company.
On the count of jump. Wait for it.
Charge!
Jump.
Oh, yeah!
Ow.
I shall have you, married or no.
Yeah!
The sheriff. He got your woman, man.
He's takin' her to the tower.
He gonna deflower her in the tower. Ooh.
I'm sorry we don't have enoughtime for romance, my dear.
Consider this foreplay.
A chastity belt!
Ooh, that's going to chafe my willy.
I'll be back. Wha-
I hope she's still wearin'her iron underwear. Yeah.
No matter what you do,
I shall never submi-i-i-it!
- Aha!- Robi-i-i-in!
Prepare for the fight scene.
Forgive the interruption, my darling.
I'll dispatch your loveand then come back.
and finish the job.
En garde. Thanks for the warning.
Shocking!
Parry, parry, thrust, thrust.
Good!
Hey! Oh, sorry.
It is the key to the greatesttreasure in all the land!
Oh! Robin, this means you'vealways been my one true love,
because it’s just the right size.
It's not the size that counts!It's how you use it!
Robin!
Aha! Ha, ha!
Ha, ha.
Thank you, my friend.
Aah.
Oh, it's not so bad.
I was wrong.
Oh, my dear belovedsheriff of Rottingham!
You've been run through.
How do you feel?
I'm dying, you fool!
You don't have to die. I don't?
No. I've got this magic pill.
that could save your life.
And I'll give it to you ifyou promise to marry me.
and be mine forever.
Oh, all right. Yes, yes.
How do you feel now? Good, good.
Surprisingly good. And yet, somehow.
incredibly depressed.
I always wanted to marry a cop.
Wait, wait! I've changed my mind!
I love you, Robin of Loxley.
And I you, Marian of Bagelle.
Oh!
Oh, my darling.
At last. Yes, yes.
Yes, yes! Yes!
No!
Wait, wait! You're not married yet!
Before you do it, you must go through it.
Or else I blew it.
Hey, Rabbi!
Who calls?
It is I, Robin. We wish toget married in a hurry!
Married in a hurry!That's wonderful. Wait!
I'm on my last customer.I'll be right out.
Put a little ice on it. It'll be fine.Ay, yi, yi!
Married in a hurry, married in a hurry!Please invite me to the bris.
Now, are you ready?
Robin, do you? I do.
Marian, do you? I do.
I now pronounce you man and- I object.
Who asked?
It's King Richard, backfrom the Crusades!
Boy, now I'm in trouble.
You are no longer worthy to wear.
this sacred symbol of authority!
Oh, please have mercy on me, Brother.
It wasn't my fault. I got somereally bad advice from Rottingham.
Bullshit! Bullshit!
Brother, you have surroundedyour given name.
with a foul stench.
From this day forth,
all the toilets in this kingdom.
shall be known as 'johns.'
No!
Take him away! No. Wait, wait.
Put him in the Tower of London.
Make him part of the tour.
Robin, the news of your great deeds.
has reached me even in Jerusalem.
England owes you and your mena great debt of gratitude.
Henceforth, all your family'srights and lands shall be returned,
and you shall rule allSherwood from this day forth.
Kneel, Robin of Loxley.
And arise, Sir Robin of Loxley.
Thank you, sir. Excuse me, King.
Why, if you like this guy so much, doyou object to his marrying Maid Marian?
I have no objections, but Ihave not yet kissed the bride.
It is a custom and my royal right.
Hold this, Father. Rabbi.
Whatever.
It's good to be the king.
Now you may marry them. Thank you, Your Majesty.Here's your knife.
Sword. Whatever.
Okay, where did we leave off?Oh, that's right.
- We're up to the best part. Do you, Marian?- I do.
Do you, Robin? I do.
I now pronounce you man and.
wife.
We're going to have toremodel the castle.
to make room for all the babies.
For my first order of business,
I wish to appoint a newsheriff of Rottingham.
My friend, Ahchoo.
All right!
A black sheriff?
He's black?
And why not? It workedin Blazing Saddles.
That's good.
Good-bye! Bye-bye! Bye-bye!
♪ So that's the story andit worked out good ♪
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Yeah. Buona sera. Buona sera.
Hey, Abbot!
I hate that guy.
Let's see now, what are you, 16, 16 1/2?
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Welcome home, Mrs. Of Loxley.
Mrs. Of Loxley. Oh, I'm so happy.
Oh, my dearest.
Shall I. turn the key?
Oh, yes, darling! But please.
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Um, darling.
What? You're not going to believe this.
What? It won't open.
What?
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Call the locksmith!
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Thank you.
I've been in this place for a while.
Perhaps I can be of service.
Do you have any questions?
What are you in for?
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Kick!
What was that noise?
Noise? Noise?
The noise you heard was the breaking
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Yes, that's it!
What?
He's decided to save his own life
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On the count of three!
One! Two! Three!
I just told them the good news,
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.and.
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It is a very long journey
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Well.
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Ahchoo is my son.
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I'd like you to look after him.
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Say no more.
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